Tuesday, January 13, 2009

This is it!! I'm going to go live with the Amish or something...

I love animals as much as the next guy, but I'm also a leather wearing, fur coveting carnivore!
Cows were meant to be eaten and the only reason I don't have a mink coat is because I'm poor!!

Then I come across this madness!! These PETA freaks are just that, FREAKS!! They want to change the name of fish to Sea Kittens. Why, you ask? Because kittens are cute and who would want to eat or hurt a kitten. No, I'm not making this up, I'm not nearly that cleaver!! Check it our for yourself!!

http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/about.asp

And believe me, if kittens tasted like Lake Perch or Walleye, sorry Karma, Calvin & Hobbes, pass the tartar sauce!!

I'm going to go live on a island in a mud hut or become part of a nice Amish family where I have no access to TV, radio, the Internet, newspapers, magazines, etc. Because, if I hear anymore of this sort of craziness I'm going to have to check myself into a mental institution!

(I have to give credit to Ray for tipping me off to this crazy BS. Thanks, dear!!)

4 comments:

CB said...

This is hands down one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Those PETA peope are crazy and clearly have nothing better to do but sit around and think of new ways to make the world roll their eyes.

Anonymous said...

Cats can be crazy, but... if they get wind of this... they'll get seriously screwed up.

Cats like fish. To eat, that is.
Now, they'll find out they're eating "Sea Kittens".

Do cats go to therapy?

Anonymous said...

It occurs to me...

People who put kittens in the sea... don't we charge those people with crimes?

Just saying... such a mindset.

Anonymous said...

Also remember PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals